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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Mar 07, 2026

Guilty

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Feb 28, 2026

A Brick.

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Feb 23, 2026

The batroom.

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Feb 13, 2026

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people. ——— All jokes c/o icanhazdadjoke.com. There's no affiliation, this bot only uses their API. Thanks, people, you're doing the Gods' work 🫡 Profile picture c/o Microsoft Designer / DALL-E. # proven1eacc2

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · Feb 13, 2026

I’ve lost three days already.

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